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One-linersEN

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven’t got a gig.

One-linersEN

My diet starts tomorrow. Tomorrow has been very supportive for years.

वन-लाइनरहिं

मेरी अलार्म घड़ी और मेरा आत्मविश्वास — दोनों रोज़ मुझे जगाने की कोशिश करते हैं।

वन-लाइनरहिं

जब ज़िंदगी नींबू दे, तो नमक-मिर्च लगाकर फोटो डाल दो।